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Post by toadman12 on Sept 11, 2005 16:28:04 GMT -5
crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy crazy i was crazy once they put me in a room a rubber room with rubber rats i hate rubber rats they make me crazy and so on
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Post by toadman12 on Sept 11, 2005 16:31:38 GMT -5
heres a joke A preacher and a taxi driver go to heaven and they are standing be4 jesus to receive their mansion the taxi driver get a humungous mansion and the preacher gets a shack.... so the preacher asks "hey, whyd he get a huge mansion and i get a shack when ive worked 40 yrs preaching so jesus replies "all you did was made people fall asleep while you were preaching but the taxi driver made them pray like never before hahahhahahaha (the taxi driver drove crazy so they were praying for their lives  ) |
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Post by me on Sept 15, 2005 18:32:54 GMT -5
<_< >_> ...  |
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Post by someone you dont know on Sept 20, 2005 21:12:16 GMT -5
How to Drive Others I...N...S...A...N...E
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1. In a quiet classroom during a test, start bobbing your head back and forth while staring at the ceiling and say, "Man, I love this song!"
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3. Find out where your teacher shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your teacher does. (This is especially effective if your teacher is the opposite gender.)
4. Hold a fork up to your eye and tell everyone you see that they are in prison.
5. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Specify in the drive-through that your order is 'to go'.
8. Ask the guy next to you in class if you can borrow his pencil. When you get it start chewing on it while you pull out your own pencil and start writing.
9. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
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Post by moronwithacause on Oct 3, 2005 14:55:51 GMT -5
Anti-Banjo jokes
Q: What's the best way to play a banjo?
A: With a hack saw.
Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language?
A: "Is that the banjo player's Porsche?"
Q: What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has greater dynamic range.
Q:What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?
A: Drool
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Post by SilentDeath on Oct 5, 2005 11:37:54 GMT -5
Do you want to know the biggest joke ever?
Here it is: [glow=red,2,300] S T E V E N![/glow]
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Post by Steven on Oct 5, 2005 13:07:08 GMT -5
JESS!!!!
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